{"id":54,"date":"2005-06-03T20:17:15","date_gmt":"2005-06-03T10:17:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.johnsons.id.au\/wordpress\/?p=54"},"modified":"2011-03-31T16:29:10","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T06:29:10","slug":"council-of-australians-for-uneducated-americans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.johnsons.id.au\/?p=54","title":{"rendered":"Council of Australians for Uneducated Americans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got this by email today &#8211; it&#8217;s absolutely hilarious. I wish I could find more of these, but a Google search didn&#8217;t turn up any more. Please leave a comment here if you find any more you can point me to.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/auspsa_1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/psa2_1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Also, please note that the problem with the second one isn&#8217;t the kangaroo in the house, nor the cigarette in its mouth, nor the over-sized stubby, nor the fact that a child has it, nor the fact that he&#8217;s drinking beer with a straw (I saw somebody do that in a pub yesterday). <\/p>\n<p>The reason it&#8217;s wrong is that no-one in Australia drinks Fosters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got this by email today &#8211; it&#8217;s absolutely hilarious. I wish I could find more of these, but a Google search didn&#8217;t turn up any more. Please leave a comment here if you find any more you can point me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.johnsons.id.au\/?p=54\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsons.id.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsons.id.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsons.id.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsons.id.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsons.id.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsons.id.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":259,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsons.id.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions\/259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsons.id.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsons.id.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsons.id.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}