I currently hate the magpie sitting on a rail outside my office window.<\/p>\n
It’s never done anything to me, but looking at it I realise that it can jump around, fly away and do pretty much whatever the hell it likes, while I’m stuck here at my desk in front of a computer. Even having internet access and being able to write this, or listen to music, or go for a walk and grab a coke or a coffee – none of those things currently make up for the fact that I envy the life position of a stupid magpie right at this moment.<\/p>\n
It’s really quite a depressing thought. I don’t like myself for it, but there you have it.<\/p>\n
Update: and it turns around and looks at me from time to time, which makes the situation worse for some indiscernable reason.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I currently hate the magpie sitting on a rail outside my office window. It’s never done anything to me, but looking at it I realise that it can jump around, fly away and do pretty much whatever the hell it … Continue reading