Lot’s of good jokes flying around this morning. Firstly, there was a video of the Aussie Haka, which was quite amusing, and there are more here. And then there were these two gems at the expense of the English team:

The England Rugby team’s training session was delayed today for nearly two hours at Telstra Stadium.

One of the players, while on his way back to the dressing room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance at the end of the field.

Coach Clive Woodward immediately suspended practice while the Police were called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the Police determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the try line. Practice was resumed when the officials decided that it was unlikely that the team would encounter the substance again.

A bloke walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a England rugby jersey and is festooned with England pom-poms.

The bartender says, “Hey! No pets are allowed! You’ll have to leave.”

The guy begs him, “Look, I’m desperate! We’re both big fans, the TV’s broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game.”

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there’s any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. The big game begins with the poms receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a penalty goal.

Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve seen! What does the dog do if they score a try?”

The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for three years.”