Council of Australians for Uneducated Americans

Got this by email today – it’s absolutely hilarious. I wish I could find more of these, but a Google search didn’t turn up any more. Please leave a comment here if you find any more you can point me to.

Also, please note that the problem with the second one isn’t the kangaroo in the house, nor the cigarette in its mouth, nor the over-sized stubby, nor the fact that a child has it, nor the fact that he’s drinking beer with a straw (I saw somebody do that in a pub yesterday).

The reason it’s wrong is that no-one in Australia drinks Fosters.

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5 thoughts on “Council of Australians for Uneducated Americans

  1. Yes it does… I have an australian friend named James, and he tells me all about his Kangaroo adventures to tafe.

  2. That’s right Kangaroos have been all but replaced by trams for commuter transport now since they tend to attract drop bears.

  3. Agreed. No one here drinks Fosters… and seriously, what noob needs reins while riding their ‘roo. Though we obviously don’t ride in the cities either (for fear of attracting drop bears).

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